The single horn of a Unicorn is said to have the power of coolness in it. The fabulous Unicorn wanders throughout the world, tired and alone, in search for uncool suckas. When she finds one, she waits until they are sleeping, then using her magical hooves she calmly walks up the side of their house and shrinks down small enough to fit through the conveniently open window. Then, in the very dark room, her horn begins to glow and radiate coolness throughout the room. When the once uncool sucka wakes up in the morning, they find themselves feeling funky, fresh, and able to recite Rapper's Delight.
NOTE: The glow in the dark pic does not do the shirt justice. The glow is very bright in real life.
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