Pepper Can't Shake T-shirt

"It goes all the way back to Senior Prom.  Salt Shaker was always an attention hog and loved being in the spot light.  While I was off shakin' it with Dijon Mustard, Salt Shaker was in the center of the dance floor shakin' it so hard I thought her top was going to pop off.  I can shake it too!!  I just blended into the shadows so nobody could see me shakin' it!!  It's just not fair..."