My Milkshake T-shirt

And they're like, "It's better than yours". 

Damn right, it's better than yours! 

I can teach you, but I have to charge...

	Authentic Local Celebrity Brand Clothing
	Fit & Fabric Made Exclusively for Local Celebrity
	50/50 Cotton/Polyester Blend (Soooo Soft)
	Slim Fitting
	Vintage Wash (For Extra-Added Softness)
	Made in Los Angeles
	Pre-Shrunk
	You'll Be Looking Good Sucka!