As Seen On Myspace T-shirt

Over 200,000,000 people on Myspace, I'm going to make sure that each one of them sees me!  All I need is a couple ridiculously random videos, a handful of self-taken bird's-eye-view side angle photos, and one full-time employee to add friends all day long.  That's it!  Oh, and it doesn't hurt to be born with really really good looks and a smokin' body, but I mean, who cares about looks on Myspace, right?