As Seen On Myspace T-Shirt

Over 200,000,000 people on Myspace, I'm going to make sure that each one of them sees me!  All I need is a couple ridiculously random videos, a handful of self-taken bird's-eye-view side angle photos, and one full-time employee to add friends all day long.  That's it!  Oh, and it doesn't hurt to be born with really really good looks either.  But I mean, who cares about looks on Myspace, right?